matrixonvhsanddvd:

LOVE the term passenger princess because since I’m part of the no car cuck gang I get to leech off of all my friends who do drive but instead of feeling like a parasite I get to be like “I’m ur princess :) hehe I’m ur princess and ur driving me around :)”

jame7t:

charlottan:

charlottan:

charlottan:

charlottan:

we’re having a field day over this obama thing huh

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obama posted that

javaelemental:

were–ralph:

were–ralph:

were–ralph:

LMAO TWITTER IS REALLY TURNING PVP IM LAUGHINGGGG

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FREE FOR ALL, ITEMS ON, ANY STAGES

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LOL

I’m willing to believe he found out how many people had him blocked and had a pissy little child tantrum about it, because he seems like that sort of loser. However, also worth noting those advertising block lists that circulated a few months ago. Someone had to look at the bottom line at Twitter and be like, “Yeah, we’re gonna need to do something about that…”

sebbgod:

Is he wrong, tho?

iwillrazehell:

blackvelvetofnight:

love when creatures sniff your hand and are like. ah understood

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amphibulous:

playlists are truly a combination of the two best things in the world:

1. Music

2. Sorting Things Into Categories

old-friends-senior-dog-sanctuary:

I just want to get dicked down again =/

louisegluckpdf:

thr funniest part of therapy to me is when you first come in and you’re exchanging niceties and they say “hello! how are you” and you say “im fine how are you :)” and then 30 seconds later they put on their therapist voice and say “so how are you doing?” and you go well lisa. believe it or not im doing Bad

crashtestjeffy:

Before the internet, librarians were the gatekeeper of knowledge. For your reading pleasure, the New York Public Library released a cache of queries and conundrums called in from the 1940s to the 1980s.

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More… https://imgur.com/gallery/100MhvX

bumblespam-hdd:

angelicguy:

milk5:

angelicguy:

my toddler is 3 years old and wont eat anything other than fine porterhouse steaks and sweet port wine

you need to discipline your child. port is a horrible choice for the main course and wildly clashes with a rich béarnaise.

dude hes three….

And uncultured. Get a new child